My early days as an underwear model.

Damn, the groupies will not leave me alone.

Totally stylin' fashion.

I'm always ready to drop my pants for a chyck, or a camera (wide angle lens required).

Dude, that's my mother. Don't be thinking stuff like that.

Skippy in the BSA. Don't I look good in uniform?

Cub Scouts. Lookin' good in uniform at an early age Lookin' good out of uniform also.

Me and my pussy. She is back by the tree.

Don't make me beat you with this stick.

All mine, they are all mine.

I don't think I'm going to be able to eat it all.

Where are the rest of my presents? I know this ain't all bitch.

Hey babe, wassup?

They look like a happy family, but at night she's on the corner making money for me.

I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass you don't get out my face!

Standing in front of a moving car. Do not try this at home.

Nice ass.

Me and more pussy. I always got pussy in my hands.

Nice shirt huh?

Pimp Daddy Skippy about to get back in his limo.

Who the hell brought me food that is on fire?

The preppy look.

Uncle Jerry & I getting ready to go pick up some hoochies.

No you can't ride my jock, I'm trying to take a bath!

Hmmm.... Do I do Skippy now, or later, or now & later?

Waiter, I'll have a rum & OJ, a burger cooked well done, and that hot babe with the blue hair. Tell the blond she is desert.

I sure hope Skippy notices my firm talents.