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Open to host.
Host
So often we think our secrets are safe, especially in our most intimate relationships. But how true is this really. Today, Mr. X will share a shocking story with us.
Cut to X, in darkness to keep identity hidden. Subtitle appears: X, betrayed by easy chair.
X (obviously the popcorn guy)
I bought an easy chair. I paid so much money for it. I showed it off as a sign of my power and wealth. I talked to it at night and shared my hopes and dreams, and my, my . . . my fears.
Back to host, w/ audience taking questions.
audience member
Did you buy at Bruce's Easy Rent?
Back to X.
X
Certainly not, Bruce only rents. I wanted a chair of my own.
Cut between host and X.
Host
That's not true, Bruce's Easy Rent also sells retail.
X
No, please, could I have made this big of a mistake?
Host
Add to that 5 minute financing . . .
X
Oh, no! (hands over face)
Host
Purchase an easy chair you can trust. Bruce's Easy Rent. Their easy chairs aren't sleazy chairs.