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As show opens, host takes the stage. Crowd chants "Bruce, Bruce, Bruce . . ."
Host
For so long science has told us that the nymphomaniac is trapped in a constant search for variety in her men.
Cut to Jane. Jane, nymphomaniac.
Jane
I went from man to man all my life, never fulfilled.
Cut to Bruce. Bruce, first man to fulfill Jane's needs.
Bruce
What Jane needs isn't new men, what she needs is a new bed. A new pallet from which to paint. I rent from Bruce's Easy Rent and I have a new bed anytime I desire.
Cut to Jane.
Jane
Thinking about all the possibilities off a bed room set from Bruce's is making me hot! (Jane jumps Bruce)
Bruce
Renting from Bruce's means no long term obligations and that means variety for Jane.
Cut to close up of host.
Host
No long term obligations from Bruce's. (hit in face by bra)