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Open on host.
Host
With us today is Mr. Kelly, who has a strange tale to tell - the demonic possession of his home stereo system.
Cut to Mr. Kelly. Subtitle: Mr. Kelly, stereo system possessed by a demon.
Mr. Kelly
The CD changer keeps spinning around. The cassette decks are spitting out green pea soup. The remote control does terrible things to my TV.
Cut to Father Bruce. Subtitle: Father Bruce, experienced exorcist.
Father Bruce
Well my son, we could engage in a long and rigorous ceremony of exorcism . . .
question from audience
Why not just buy a new system?
Father Bruce
No no my child, why buy when you can rent from Bruce's Easy Rent? $5 delivers a heavenly sound system.
Host
But Father Bruce, what about the disadvantages of rent to own, when the system becomes outdated, your stuck with it.
Father Bruce
No Mr. Easy, Bruce's Easy Rent isn't rent to own, it's better than rent to own. With Bruce's you can take your system back anytime you like and rent a new and better system. When you rent a car, they don't make you keep it do they? No!
Host
What if the demon moves to the new system, you're still is the same situation.
Mr. Kelly
Oh no, I'm trapped with it!
Father Bruce
No my son, with Bruce's Easy Rent, you're never trapped. There are no long term obligations when you rent. Never.
Host
So, $5 delivers, no long term obligations, but what about occult phenomena?
Father Bruce
Oh, but Mr. Easy, Bruce's Easy Rent is heaven sent.