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wow you are fucking stupid. "tree hugin environmental wack job"? Evidently you missed the 45 page essay where I show there is no such thing as global warming. I'm simply opposed to SUVs because stupid people like you gravitate toward them, and I don't think people like you should be allowed to live, much less to drive.
I think the fact that you didn't list any of the "advantages" of a station wagon with big tires, I mean SUV, shows that you don't have a clue what they are.
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oh, and by the way, that was soooo totally awesome the way you "tricked" me into reading your email by writing "awsome website!!". unlike you, I am not afraid of people who disagree with me. in fact, your email and my response will be posted on the web site. I don't fear idiots, I make fun of them.
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Imagine that, this in-duh-vidual has blocked out email from me (as if I don't have other email address to respond from). Wow, what a guy. Not only can he compose the stunning prose found above, but he is so terrified of my response that he has to blackhole my IP address. Such courage, such conviction, such a waste of oxygen.
In light of this stupidity I'm going to have to set some rules for those of you who want to send me hate mail.
1. If you don't have evidence for what you are whining about, don't bother me. Note that Justin mentions "the advantages of SUVs" but doesn't actually manage to list any of them. If you can't come up with evidence to support your wrong opinion, don't bother me.
2. Please use the King's English as it's the only language I can read, and the only language I can (on the rare occasions I am sober) half-ass speak. If you must use another language, use one that has meaning and can be translated. Note: You don't have to be a spelling major, look at my writing, but get close enuf that I can figure it out. I know people who understand German and French so those languages are ok. Justin writes "Do you go to the bathroom, ut-oo ure polluting." Now I don't speak baby-talk, so I don't know what the hell "ut-oo ure" means. I can't respond to this. Wait . . . maybe it's not baby-talk. Maybe he was drunk? I'll try reading it again after a few beers and see if it makes sense.
3. Don't be a spineless, dickless, nutless wussy like Justin and block out my e-mail. I'm all for a civilized debate. I'm also all for a name-calling session. We can engage in whichever you desire, just don't be a sissy like Justin.
To: Skippy, Master of the Universe
From: Idiot Justin Landis
06 NOV 2002
Subject: Awesome Website!!
Just go ride your bicycle then you fuckin loser, sounds like you have your panties in a bunch, never thought of the advantages of an SUV did ya. Just jump off a bridge you tree hugin enviornmental wack job. Do you go to the bathroom, ut-oo ure polluting.
So I sent a response:
Skippy
Skippy
Interestingly enuf tho, this is the response I got to my reply:
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If you do so, please include this problem report. You can delete your own text from the message returned below.
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