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Do you have a sense of humor? If not, you should try one, they are nice. If you do, then here is some stuff that I think is really funny.
I didn't write any of this stuff, or create any of these images. They were either emailed to me or lifted from the internet.
Change can be good, change can be bad. When it comes to Math Thru The Years change is bad, bad, bad. Bad Change!
The Battle of the Sexes rages on. The interesting thing about this one is that while it is funny, most of this stuff is true. But then again, that is why it's funny.
Here are 36 things you should never say to a naked man unless of course you want to "deflate" him. But no woman would ever want to do that... would they?
A man walks into a supermarket, stop me if you have heard this one before.
Ever wonder what the Thoughts of Male Chauvinist Pig consist of? I don't have to wonder, I am one. *heehee* Just kidding, I love the womens movement - especially when I'm walking behind it.
I need these 25 Snappy Comebacks to "Why aren't you married yet?" 'cause my mother is always wondering when she is going to get a grandchild. But I am not sure about that marriage thing. I'm not completely convinced that it's a wonderful life. Tho in all honesty, I have meet a few girls that have made me think otherwise. So far I have managed to escape in each instance.
Women seem to have this thing for trying to Understand Men. Well here are all the answers you wanted to know, and a few you really didn't want to know.
Some of the dumb people out there may think I'm a sexist. I'm not, I just like male vs female humor. So to make sure I give the ladies a laugh as well here are some man jokes.
For those of you trying to figure out what the hell is going on at work: What your supervisor says / What your supervisor means.
For those of you in the scientific fields: Ever have to write a report and put it off until the last moment? Last minute jargon for the Procrastinators amongst us will come in handy for you.
Some of you will not get this one, but most of my friends will. You know you work in Community Theatre if . . .
Some of you seem to be confused about the differences between Geeks & Nerds. Time to get the facts right.
One word: Clinton.
Could there be a silver lining of Y2K.
More sexist office humor.
The math & facts of men, women, work and marriage.
Some people are so sick they actually eat food at McDonald's. Gross....
Why men start out with a disadvantage in communication.
We should have faith in medical testing.
Another genie joke. Will they ever stop?
Tech support message regarding the upgrade of Girlfriend v1 to Wife v1.
If only we could transfer labor pain.
Eleven Reasons Why E-mail is Like a Penis
Quotes that we wanna hear from Samuel L. Jackson in the new Star Wars movie.
What if HAL 9000 ran on a Pentium?
100 Reasons Why Captain Kirk is Better Than Captain Picard, and you all know it's true.
An Office Memorandum that you just wish would come around.
I know you have been up all night trying to figure out How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? Well here is the answer.
Trouble shooting procedures for beer drinkers. Print this out, it could be very handy next time you go to the bar. Of course, you will need someone sober enuf to read to assist you with the process.
Beer Warning Labels that should be.
Bar Room Translations. I always wondered what was really being said.
To heck with EmotIcons, get ready for BoobIcons.
Huh? What?
Don't you hate it when a woman has an incurable speech impediment?
Take the Teletubbie Personality Test.
Ah, the advantages of being hung.
Country & Western Song Titles, supposedly these are not made up.... who knows?
The only way to drink Guinness, back-to-back.
I can't believe one of my friends is this dumb.
Where do pets come from? Straight from the Good Book.
What happens when Queens & Princesses collide in mid air?
This one is a version of a MicoSoft joke, it's about technicians & managers and just as funny as the original.
Some more pet humor, and male / female humor all in one.
This is an old one, but a good one about who is who & who wears what.
Now is some creative writing.
Danger: New Virus Warning. What is so sad, if I send this off as a FWD, people would believe it.
While we are making fun of MicroSoft....Windoze, Texas Edition. Actually, this is a pretty good idea. Since Texas is the only state with enough culture to have it's own special edition of anything. You losers from other states must be so jealous of us. Especially you stinkin' yankees.
a screen shot from Windoze, Texas Edition
What guys / girls say & what they mean.
I always have to hear all this crap about how "men rule the world". Let me tell you boneheads something. If men really ruled the world things would be different.
Be carefule what you ask the ultimate computer.
Computer news flash: Microsoft Announces Improved "Blue Screen Of Death"
Any time a man says "I bet you a six pack" don't think he is playing games.
This would be more funny if it didn't have so much truth to it. The Navajo warning.
Ladies, be the first to sign you "man" up for Training Courses Now Available for Men
Those of you who know me know that I adore younger ladies, however, there is something to be said On The Subject Of Older Women
The Royal Wedding of the Prince and Princess
FACTS ABOUT MEN...from a woman's view
When you missed something the first time you don't wanna miss it the second.
I think I'm gonna cry, men are always being made fun of. Who says men are like . . .
Some useful THINGS TO SAY WHEN YOU WANT TO BE ALONE.
Where do you rate on the Age Barometer.
Oxymorons of the Nineties. hmmm... how about just a list of morons of the 90s. Oh wait, they have that already, it's called a phone directory.
More male / female humor. This time we cover how to take a shower.
Always on the cutting edge, read about the new Ford improvement.
The moral of the story . . . and you knew there was one didn't you?
Ya know, this sort of thing actually happens. Some people really are this dumb.
If Men Truly Ran the World. Oh how lucky we would be.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
---Rich Jeni
As much as I despise the overpaid, board swapers (not wife swapers) in IS, I must admit that they too have to deal with people who are so stupid they should not be allowed to breath. How to get along with the IS department.
And That's How It Happens... Really, it is. I'm not making this up.
God, we've decided that we no longer need you. Maybe not the smartest thing to say.
Required reading for all women: How to make your man happy at Christmas.
A true story of a Texan baby boy.
another Microsoft joke, that isn't really a joke Sometimes you have to wonder just what these people will come up with next. More important, you have to wonder just what the consumer will be dumb enuf to buy.
"Why Are Wedding Dresses White?"
Dictionary For The Genders: What the hell is that person talking about?
This is a serious artical written about women in the work place. Back at the time they were quite serious. The not so PC truth is that some of this stuff really does apply, even in todays "liberated" and "equal" (barf) world.
Funnys from England send over by my friend Chrissie.
More funnys from England send by Chrissie.
How to speak to a woman and remain "POLITICALLY CORRECT" For all you 'sensitive 90s guys'.
Much needed advice to women on sex. Please please all women read this.
Things SHE will never say (though you'd love her to):
Meanings change: before and after you fall in love.
Top 10 Rejection Lines from women and men. Another of those which is so funny because it is totally true.
YOU MIGHT BE FROM A SMALL TOWN IF: also totally true. This one has comments from me inserted.
You know you are from Colorado when your head is up your ass.
When you piss me off at work, just why should I not kill you? After all, when looking at prison vs. work, prison don't look all so bad. Plus, I'd be rid of your dumb ass.
Some screen shots of what Windows would be like if M$ was honest about it all.
Great beer quotes, as if a quote about beer could be anything else.
New words that have made their way into the dictionary.
Things to do at Walmart while the spouse is taking his/her sweet time! And we know it's always her taking her time.
What is this? More sexist humor from me? I know you are shocked, but here it is, the nasty truth about Men vs. Women: Changing the Oil.
When it comes to dating vs. marriage isn't it amazing how things change?
Rejected messages for Secretary's Week cards.
What's your sign? I'm a virgo in case you didn't know. I'd say this is pretty accurate actually....
You should never try to engage in creative writing with the opposite sex, just stick with the "sex" part.
How to keep a healthy level of insanity. Instructions for the important things in life.
It's time for some football humor. Insert the name of your favorite team.
Just what is the temperature in hell and how would you give scientific evidence of such?
Yes, you too might be a liberal Democrat.
You know you have been waiting for it. She is finally here, yes kids, it's White Trash Barbie.
Ok, let me say that I think Adam is unfunny and stupid and I have no clue why anyone laughs at his "movies", but I also have to give credit, this is freaking great. I couldn't agree more. Nine Things that Piss Me Off - Adam Sandler
The Biggest Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle:
It's a question every woman must face at some point in her life. What about the smell?
Your HR department in action.
Can you guess who her daddy is?
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