A man walks into a supermarket and buys :
- 1 bar of soap
- 1 toothbrush
- 1 tube toothpaste
- 1 loaf of bread
- 1 pint of milk
- 1 single serving cereal
- 1 single serving frozen dinner

The girl at the checkout looks at him and says, "You're a single
man, aren't you?"
 
The man replies very sarcastically, "Yeah.  How did you guess?"

She replies, "Because, you are really ugly."