your living room sofa spends more time on the stage than you do.
you've ever appeared on stage wearing your own clothes.
you've ever cleaned a tuxedo with a magic marker.
you've ever appeared in a show where the cast outnumbered the audience.
you've ever gotten a part because you were the only one who auditioned.
your kids know your lines better than you do.
you've ever heard the stage manager say "Just paint it black, no one will ever see it."
you've ever heard the stage manager say "Don't walk on the left half of the stage, the paint on the floor is still wet" 5 minutes before cutrain.