What guys say... ...What they mean...
Says: It is just orange juice, try it.
Means: 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.
Says: She's kind of cute
Means: I want to bang her till I am blue
Says: I don't know if I like her
Means: She won't blow me
Says: I need you
Means: My hand is tired
Says: I had her
Means: I had (wet dreams about) her all week
Says: I really want to get to know you
Means: ...so I can tell my friends better about it
Says: How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?
Means: Is my penis really that small?
Says: You're the only girl I've ever cared about
Means: You are the only girl who has not rejected me
Says: I want you back
Means: ...for tonight anyway
Says: We've been through so much together
Means: If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity
Says: I miss you so much
Means: I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good
Say: No, I do not want to dance right now
Mean: Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on
Say: The break-up should not start for another 24 hours
Mean: I want to have sex a few more times
Says: I am different from all the other guys
Means: I am not circumcised
What women say... ...What they mean...
Says: Can't we just be friends?
Means: There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
Says: I just need some space
Means: ...without you in it
Says: Can you help me with my homework?
Means: If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
Says: Do I look fat in this dress?
Means: We haven't had a fight in a while
Says: No, pizza's fine
Means: Cheap bastard
Says: I just do not want a boyfriend now
Means: I just do not want (you as a) boy-friend now
Says: I don't know; what do you want to do?
Means: I can't believe that you have nothing planned
Says: Come here
Means: My puppy does this too
Says: I like you but...
Means: I don't like you
Says: You never listen
Means: You never listen
Says: We're moving too quickly
Means: I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend
Says: I'll be ready in a minute
Means: I am ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
Says: Oh, no, I will pay for myself
Means: I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch
Says: Oh Yes! Right there
Means: Well, near there; I just want to get this over with
Says: I'm just going out with the girls
Means: We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
Says: There's no one else
Means: I am doing your brother
Says: Size doesn't count
Means: ...unless I want an orgasm
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