Tara Reid speaks:

So Tara, what are you into doing for fun?

"Right now, I might stay home and read. Honest. But I'm an extremeist almost. I like to feel something completely. If I stay home I want to really rlax, and if I go out to pary I'm gonna party! I don't wanna half ass anything."

On the subject of half your ass . . . Those are some mighty small shorts you are almost wearing.

"I never think about that, but when I sit down I do worry that everyone can see my butt crack. Like right now, if I lean forward I know my butt will be showing."

And the problem would be?

Katherine Heigl:

"I actually prefer older men.
Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30."

Next is Josie Maran:

"I don't believe in marriage. I just want to have fun, happy sex and romance."

A wealth of wisdom from Kristina Rostad:

"Well, I'm going to the University of Chicago this fall. I was president of the debate team in high school, and I was tops in my graduationg class in science. The only thing that I really found difficult in high school was getting my boyfriend into the girls' dorm so we could have sex"

Hmmm... I can help with that.

"I think younger guys in general have problems romantically. Memo to men: Sex isn't over until both people get off."

I can help with that also.

Mia Kirshner:

"Male actors are a funny species. Just prissy dolls, like women who think and talk about themselves all the time."

As if anyone who is an actor could be normal. I know, I am one.

"It's not like me to sleep with loads of men, but I do believe in having different experiences. At the end of the day, the nicest thing is the old fashioned one-on-one. Sex is one of the most important things we have to connect with other people. Sexual fantasies are very important. Everyone should have them and act them out."

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Vitamin C

"The whole Connie Sellecca mariage thing really freaked me out. Did you know they waited until they got married to have sex? We're talking about 35-year-old, 40-year-old people. Call me strange, but if I'm looking to make a lifelong commitment to someone, I'd want to try out the goods a little bit."

It's all true. There are some repressed people in this world.

Kimberly Pressler:

"I don't care what any woman says -- she wants a bad boy. I definitely have that problem. I look at a man and I want him to be on the naughty side, to look naughty but then have a heart of gold."

This explains why women always go for the men who treat them like shit, and we all know it's true.

Ali Larter:

"I think maybe an older man would be able to enjoy something like that about a younger girl [latering Ali up with whipped cream]. Young guys? They don't get it yet. . . . But boys are dumb."

Yea baby.

"[On herself and her girlfriends] We're balls-to-the-wall chicks -- strong, funny, low maintenance. I hate girly girls."

I hate girly girls too.

"I'm very strong and do my own thing, but I'm OK with taking care of a man, cooking for him, keeping house for him. I'm not ashamed of that domestic side of myself in any way."

And what else are you not ashamed of?

"I'm not ashamed of my body."

And when it comes to men?

"And I hate pretty-looking boys. I love scars. I'm attracted to people who've gone through life and have stories to tell from it."

We have a winner. Skippy declairs Ali Larter the new Perfect Woman.

Summer Altice:

"People are always taken aback by a confident, pretty girl who knows what she wants in life and isn't going to let anyone get in her way. And you know what it's all about? Jealousy."

It's so true Summer, you tell 'em.

"I was suppose to be too short to play college volleyball. So that gave me the hunger and fire to say, Oh yea? I'd just hit the crap out of the ball. I got the nickname Spitfire for a reason."

Have I mentioned that I love volleyball players?

"A lot of men are intimidated by pretty girls. That's upsetting because guys should always give it a shot. It's always the pretty girls that you see in magazines who are single."

Ok.... Marry me?