There are lots of times in life you find yourself annoyed.
There are lots of things in life you should try to avoid.
Waiting in line & dropping your ice cream,
teenagers behind the wheel make you wanna scream.
A bad day at work will make you seek Peruvian so pure.
The person in front of you in the express line
has one item over and they smell like Frankenstein.
Some thing you can avoid but some things are for sure . . .
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Can’t stop a freight train with a penny on the track.
Can’t stop an x-wife when she send her lawyers back.
Can’t stop a slut from shaken her loose ass.
Can't stop Mac Daddy from making one more pass.
Can’t stop the radio from playing that Spice Girls song.
Can’t stop time at work from going on too long.
Can’t stop a woman talking even tho she is wrong.
There are lots of times in life when ya wanna kill someone.
Put a bullet in their head, now wouldn’t that be fun.
Send your foot so far up their ass they get shoe polish on their tongue.
Rip their heart out of their chest before you are done.
Some one mouthing off when they should keep their trap shut,
fire back with "go fuck yourself" or some other creative insult,
then piss in the coffee pot which avoiding the camera on remote.
You can get a small revenge each & every day but . . .
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I’m having a really bad day, you shouldn’t talk to me.
Oh, you’re too dumb to take advice even when it’s free.
Well, the very best part of your, it ran down your fathers leg.
You would be Typhoid Mary if stupidity were a plague.
If I took your brain & put it on the sharp edge of a razor
it would look just like a BB rolling down a 4 lane highway.
You feel insulted? Well you put your ass in my way.
Fuck with me again today & I burn you like a laser.
There are lots of times in life when ya wanna get revenge.
Open up a can of whip-ass, unleash & unhinge.
When it comes to getting even let me give some good advice.
Do it often, do it good, and if you can, do it twice.
Life is far too short to let yourself get used.
Sometimes you can avoid the dildo up your ass,
other times you find you have no chance to pass.
You can avoid some of the pain but sometimes you will get abused.
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